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Demon House: Zak Bagans can fuck all the way off and stay there

This was basically an overlong episode of his old Ghost Hunters tv show.

I’m not going to do an in depth review of this, there are plenty of those out there. Even though I only have myself to blame, I’m just writing this to vent because of the time I wasted watching it.

Backstory:
I’m sick as shit. I’m on the couch looking for something to watch and decide to give this a chance because I’m tired of scrolling through things. My biggest hope is that it’s at least watchable. I figure at movie length, it can’t just be an “after-school special” version of his god-awful tv show. I was wrong.

“But Shawn,” I hear you ask. “If you didn’t like his tv show why did you put the movie on?” Good question. I guess I was expecting something different? That’s entirely on me. I’ll take this one on the chin.

If you’ve ever watched Ghost Hunters and thought “That Zak Bagans sure does come across like a smarmy cunt” then this will annoy you even more. Skip it. Don’t watch it. Even if you’re sick and tired.

Minus 5 stars.