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Castlevania: TV Review

If you’re on this site, you loved monsters as a kid. Probably even had a “Monster In My Pocket” or two.

…or forty-eight

And during those days, you probably held that familiar Nintendo controller in your hand and threw down on some Zelda, Mario, or Metroid. But, as a monster lover, you inevitably found yourself playing one of the earliest horror games the NES had to offer.

Well, yeah, but… Man, did that game dash away the hopes of a fun weekend for so many kids.

But no, that’s not the game I was talking about.

How Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde got that same Nintendo Seal of Approval, I’ll never understand.

Released by Konami back in 1986, Castlevania was the go-to game for horror-loving gamers who didn’t mind getting their asses handed to them by the monsters they loved. And if you were just into challenging action platformers, Castlevania converted you into a fan of the macabre that was handed out in doses.

This should do you till the epicness that is Super Castlevania IV on the SNES.

Though the plots of each game took place over centuries, the premise was simple. Every hundred years, good begins to fade amongst the hearts of men, and Count Dracula wakes from his slumber inside his castle to spew forth unspeakable horrors onto all the neighboring villages.

LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!

That’s where the Belmonts came in. A family of monster hunters and vampire killers, you would find yourself playing as one, armed with the weapon passed down through the generations and created for the sole purpose of destroying Dracula and all his evil minions. The “Vampire Killer”!

Okay look. I know it’s not the most original name, but this thing can hurt Death himself, so, you know, shut up

And the best part? Dracula had just about every known monster at his disposal. We’re talking Frakenstein’s Creature, mummies, evil knights, fish-men, zombies, werewolves, Medusas, skele-men, golems, gargoyles, hydras, demons…and a pair of dancing specters named Paula Abghoul and Fred Askare.

You thought I was joking, but there they are in the manual. Again, look, Death is also a boss.

The amount of lore that has built up through twenty-three games, spanning a timeline from 1094 to 2036, is staggering. And that doesn’t even count the “Lords of Shadow” alternate timeline. With this gothic treasure trove, you’d imagine someone would have tried to adapt it by now.

As much as I loved Captain N as a kid, that isn’t Simon Belmont anymore than that green guy is supposed to be Mega Man.

Well, after a decade of development hell, Netflix and Producer Adi Shankar have resurrected writer Warren Ellis’ adaptation of the game series from its tomb as an animated series.

And my God, is it good. It’s probably the best adaptation of a video game to date.

Sorry Mario. Now you’ll know how Luigi feels being in second.

THE STORY:

Based on “Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse”, the story takes place in 1476, a year after an event that promises to bring forth the vengeance of Vlad Dracula Tepes upon the nation of Wallachia. The misguided Church vow God’s divine intervention if all the non believers are dealt with, including a mysterious group seeking a legendary savior supposedly slumbering in the catacombs.

As the day of vengeance draws closer and the innocent suffer as horribly as the damned, the greatest chance at defeating Dracula is the last son of the family who were cast out of society for their ties to the supernatural.

Trevor Belmont.

What’s this in my hand, Dracula? Funny you should ask.

And when you take a story that is filled with every possible monster imaginable, there’s only one left to add. The most terrifying:

Thought that was gonna be a Kardashians joke, didn’t you? They’d already be dead in this world, and you know it.

One of the most interesting aspects added to the story is the looming threat of The Church and its belief that everything being done is right because it is in His name. And nothing is more dangerous than ignorance acted out with infallibility. In fact, that is the very thing that has ultimately set the nation up for its destruction.

The nation of Wallachia of course. Can you imagine if I was talking about the United States?

Can. You. Imagine?

But a chessboard, even one as beautiful as this one, is nothing without the chess pieces.

THE CHARACTERS:

What were once literally 2D characters on a CRT Television in your parents living room have been given a rich depth once left up to us gamers to provide.

Today, all we gotta do is hold the X button.

Our protaganist of this story is Trevor Belmont, current wielder of the “Vampire Killer” and all around nice guy.

I’m kidding. Trevor is an asshole.

[singing] There goes my hero!

Though rightly so. His family protected the lands for hundreds of years, keeping away the evils that lurk in the night and then were promptly thanked with accusations of being gold-seeking witches and warlocks.

You know, like this company of cash vampires is actually guilty of being.

 

So growing up and training your entire life to protect the ones who spit at you for doing so can leave you with a bit of hesitation to intervene. That and some razor sharp sarcasm. But our anti-hero is still a hero. And while his reluctance to help those who reject him exists, he never deviates from his purpose to defeat Dracula. He just wants a beer while he’s waiting.

But on the other side of the coin is Dracula himself. And right from the initial moments of the show, Dracula is given what he has been sorely missing from the main Castlevania series.

Humanity.

Dracula is no longer just a final boss inexplicably evil for the sake of being defeated. In the series, his 8-bit bones have been fleshed out into a cursed man inflicting his curse upon those that took his humanity from him. Much like Mr. Freeze in “Batman: The Animated Series”, he can be sympathized with in spite of his actions. And when you can question the actions of sending baby-eating demons into the homes of those who wronged you, maybe things aren’t so black and white in the show.

And as the whip’s end collided with Dracula’s face, Belmont whispered, ‘I’m sorry this has to happen to you’.

THE DIALOGUE

What is quite possibly my favorite aspect of the show, the dialogue exchanges are nothing short of superb. From the hilarious, sarcastic quips to the bone-chilling laments before both heartbreak and horror, all of it raises the stakes.

Oh ha ha. I’m trying to be serious here.

There are moments of sheer brilliance with the spoken word. The first episode alone will give you more goosebumps than…damn. I know there’s a good comparison there related to horror.

Nope. I’ve got nothing. Oh well. We all can’t be R.L. Stine.

THE ANIMATION

Spearheading the show is Powerhouse Animation. Their biggest project to date, the studio took most of their influence from the conceptual and promotional artwork of Castlevania, namely the PlayStation classic “Symphony of the Night”. The overall asthetic is as Castlevania should be.

Dark. Gothic. Audacious.

Bloody

It’s easy to mistake this show as anime. But unlike having the prevalent mark of every action super-stylized, Powerhouse has restrained themselves, giving each moment, each limited frame, purpose. The difference between how a drunken Victor in a barfight is animated and a sober (well, not so drunk) Victor killing a monster later on is very noticeable, and it should be.

By holding back the fluidity of skill behind the methodical, sometimes clumsy movements of being human, the impact of its revelation in the action scenes has much more impact upon the viewer. And this is proven with each fight Victor encounters with the supernatural, especially the one in the final moments of Episode 4.

Yeah, I’m not spoiling that one for you.

And just as the first season comes to a close, you are visually taught what it means to be a Belmont as Trevor accepts the challenge he was destined to face yet hesitated to admit was his.

FINAL THOUGHTS

See how I mentioned the season finale and Episode 4 pretty close to each other? Yeah, that’s because the first season is only four episodes at roughly half an hour each.

I know. I know. That’s the only real negative I have for the show is the pacing of each episode and length of the season. But, before you get upset, you should know two things.

First, when Warren Ellis was first working on this back in 2007, it was intended to be a direct-to-video animated film. And when you binge watch this (and you will), you’ll be quick to notice the pacing of each episode is corrected when viewed as a single movie. Ellis quickly learned that one movie wouldn’t be enough and planned it out to be a trilogy of films.

Second, the day Castlevania premiered, Netflix announced 8 episodes were already in the works for “Season 2”. You just need a little math to figure out that the other two installments are on the way, most likely completing Trevor’s tale in the Castlevania timeline.

And this time in between is what excites me most. Wondering what monsters we’ll see and how epic the journey through the mechanical labyrinth that is Dracula’sl castle will be.

But knowing that, even after the storyline of Dracula’s Curse is done, we could see each season following another game in the timeline, leaping across the centuries and seeing what a 100 years at a time does to all those involved with keeping Dracula inside his tomb.

This show has amazing potential. But for now, it’s a damn good start worth your time.

FEAR STREET! It’ll give you more goosebumps than Fear Street! That’s what I was thinking of earlier!

Nailed it!

 


My thanks to Shawn and Dusty for letting me write another article. I do love them so.

I have a survival-horror western out called “Year 47” on Amazon. You can pick it up here.

I’m no R.L. Stine, but Horror Writers themselves gave it “Novel of the Year” for 2016.

Also, you can follow me on Twitter: @infrafan

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Renfield’s Re-Collections part 2…the Revenge!!!

Hell-o and hellcome to another issue of Renfield’s Re-Collections.

 I’m back from the dead this week and digging through the dirt and bring you the coolest crap on the dark side of the net! I’ve always collected the weird, the odd, and the horrific, and I try to pass on the knowledge of the same to you. You’ve heard that “truth is stranger than fiction”? Yeah, well the stories behind each of these items will back that statement up. This week I’ve found three more ghoulish goodies for my maid to break while “cleaning” my mauseleum.

Again, I reemphasize that neither HW nor I profit from the sales of these items. This article is for educational and entertainment purposes only.

 The Town That Dreaded Sundown Original Movie Poster

movie poster

http://www.ebay.com/itm/THE-TOWN-THAT-DREADED-SUNDOWN-C5-6-G-VG-MOVIE-POSTER-DRAMA-CRIME-1977-G-VG-/231167264852?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35d2a48854#ht_1911wt_1256

There is a huge market for original movie posters and I can’t say that I don’t own my share! Real original posters measured 27 x 41 inches before the late 1980’s. Also, before the same time, all theater posters had a white frame around the artwork that allowed for the name of the release, date, and production company to be listed at the bottom. After 1988, (give or take a year depending on the company) the frame was eliminated for a full 27 x 40 release with the picture from edge to edge. Finally, the sign of a true original is the fold. Before 1988, “one sheets” as they were called, were sent to theaters folded as opposed to the rolled versions today. Today, if you are collecting any film’s poster prior to mid 80’s, YOU WANT TO SEE THE FOLD, it is not a defect! The only way that a poster was released and not folded was if the theater owner picked up the poster in person from the production company; such as to say that there is maybe one or two originals that were not folded by machine, but again, buying be warned, they are rare!

Secondly, the coolest part about this poster is the tagline “In 1946 this man killed five people…today he still lurks the streets of Texarkana, Arkansas.” Based on actual events that occurred, the murderer was never caught and the town feared that the tagline was bad publicity for their city.  The tagline was removed from the movie by order of the town of Texarkana, but not from the movie poster.

 

Dark Shadows Milton Bradley Game

ds game

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dark-Shadows-Barnabas-Collins-Vintage-1969-Board-Game-Box-Only-/201048452507?pt=Games_US&hash=item2ecf6bed9b#ht_701wt_1019

I used to own this damn thing when I was younger and I wished to hell that I remember where it is today. In 1968, the first Dark Shadows board game came out with relatively decent sales. As the popularity of the television show increased, the following year Milton Bradley introduced a board game based on the popular children’s game of Hangman. The game was simple; each player gets a “scaffold”. On their turn, they spin the wheel and either gains a piece of the glow in the dark skeleton from the “coffin” to assemble in order from the skull down. If any other bone comes up from the spin, the turn is lost. If the player lands on a wooden spike three times, he must give a bone back. Plastic teeth were included to be worn by the designated “Barnabus” during each game.  Today it is difficult to find a complete set with box, fangs, and all bones. However a relatively good shape set will run someone between $60 – $85 on eBay.

 

Remco Universal Monsters Dracula on Card

remco

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One of my coolest and most prized possessions is my collections of 1980 Remco Universal Monsters and the Mini-Monster haunted house play case! I WILL BE BURIED WITH THESE THINGS! 1980 Remco toys released 3 ¾ inch figures of the Karloff Mummy, Lugosi Dracula, Karloff Frankenstein, Chaney Sr’s Phantom of the Opera, the Chaney Jr. Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. They were also released in glow in the dark versions which only added to the cool factor and made kids beg their parents for more toys since you had to have both! Remco also released a Mini-Monster haunted house play case that glowed in the dark and included a revolving science table for Frank, a sarcophagus to keep your Mummy in, a cage for the Creature, and the rest of the cast were on their own. Today, most figures are off their cards, scratched paint on the noses, and their capes are easily torn. A loose figure will run around $10 – $20 depending on the condition, a carded one will go for about $50, and the case will spot anywhere from $35 – $50.

Well that is all for this week freaks. Hope you’ve enjoyed the dangerous toys as much as I have. Feel free to Tweet me pictures of the items that you have or find.  

Until next time, ”Who will survive,…and what will be left of them?”

Rev. Renfield Rasputin

 

Renfield, not popular for his opinions, thinks Dracula sucks and Frankenstein is a head case.