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Bedtime Stories with Dusty: Volume 1

THE HAMMER GOES WHACK
A VERY SATISFYING CRACK
WHERE ELSE CAN I SWING MY FRIEND?
MAYBE SOMEONE IS WILLING TO MEET THEIR END

THE DARKNESS WILL HIDE US
YOU MUSTN’T BREATHE, MUSTN’T FUSS
THOSE THAT CROSS US MUST NOT SEE
THAT TONIGHT THE HAMMER RINGS FOR THEE

BODIES MAKE A TERRIBLE MESS, IT’S TRUE
WE SWUNG OUR HAMMER AND THE BLOOD IT FLEW
DIGGING GRAVES IS NO EASY TASK
BUT WE MUST DO WHAT THE DARKNESS ASKS

FEEL IT RUN DOWN YOUR CHIN
DEEP INSIDE IT MAKES ME GRIN
I DRINK IT LONG AND DRINK IT DEEP
THE BLOOD IT MAKES MY HEART DO A LEAP

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Beyond The Gates: Movie Review

Do you all remember VCR board games? You would have a board game in front of you and a tape in the VCR. You move your pieces around on the board and hit play on the VCR to give you instructions. More often than not, the instructions are either irrelevant or confusing.

I never played many of them myself, but I do remember playing a football VCR game that made so little sense I’m pretty sure I quit less than 15 minutes in.

Now imagine that you miraculously have a VCR in this day-and-age, and that a mysterious VCR board game titled “Beyond The Gates” came into your life. Also, you’re a grown man with a troubled brother and your father has recently gone missing and maybe this board game has something to do with it and also your fiancé is Brea Grant and Barbara Crampton is the talking head in the game and she is obviously reacting to the things you say and winning the game may lead the horrifying deaths of some friends/acquaintances.

That’s a lot to imagine. I apologize for putting you all in that spot.

I didn’t really know what to expect heading into this movie. I hadn’t heard much, but Brea Grant seems to choose good projects and Barbara Crampton is Barbara Crampton, so I figured it would at least be worth a watch.

To round us out on familiar faces, one of the brothers was played by Chase Williamson (John Dies At the End, The Guest), who was terrific. Justin Welborn (The Final Destination, V/H/S Viral, Justified) showed up as an alcoholic sleazebag, which should surprise no one who has ever seen him in anything ever.

I went into this film with zero expectations and thoroughly enjoyed it. It’s not perfect. The ending in particular felt extremely abrupt; like the entire movie was building towards a momentous climax, then just kind of shrugged its shoulders and said, “This will work.”

But that was really my only major issue with it. It didn’t blow me away, but I enjoyed watching it. The performances were a lot of fun and there were some great visuals and some creative kills. The director – Jackson Stewart – obviously has a lot of love for 80s horror, and that love showed up here. It never felt forced or a parody of itself. It felt fun. It felt natural.

This wasn’t the best movie I’ve ever seen, but it was a lot of fun. And that has to count for something.

Rating: 3.5/5

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Scarina’s Weekly Roundup: 12/3/14

Beautiful Decay

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Filmmaker Danny Cooke has found a way to gain new perspective on the abandoned site Chernobyl.  He managed to take amazing footage of the city of Pripyat, which has been abandoned since the disaster at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in 1986.  There are no long-term residents but it’s safe for short-term visits.  You can view the video, Postcards from Pripyat.

Source; http://www.cnet.com/news/take-a-drone-tour-of-chernobyls-creepy-beautiful-decay/

 

Seals Serial Rapists?

In 2006, marine biologist William Haddad witnessed a fur seal raping a king penguin.  Haddad studies seals in the sub-Antarctic Indian Ocean and observed this behavior while studying elephant seals.

His hypothesis is that the rapey seals are sub-adults that don’t have the typical seal harem.  It’s not uncommon for bull seals to herd seals of other species or even sea lions into their own harems.  The researchers think that the seals may be practicing for when they have their own harem or could have learned the behavior from bull seals with harems.  Either way, someone should talk to these seals about consent.

Source; http://www.cbsnews.com/news/strange-but-true-seals-found-sexually-assaulting-penguins/

Do We Need More Reasons to not Visit Alabama?

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A doll graveyard was found in Bear Creek Swamp in Autauga County, Alabama.  The dolls were tied to bamboo stakes that were then stabbed into the ground and they appear to be antiques or old-fashioned dolls.

Bear Creek Swamp has a reputation for being haunted and it’s a rite of passage for teenagers to visit.  Chief Deputy Joe Sedinger chalked the dolls up to a prankster.  My kind of prankster!

Source; http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/11/25/creepy-dolls-found-in-swamp/70124484/

 

Something for Raiders of the Lost Ark Fans

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Know a fan of Raiders of the Lost Ark?  Then this melting face Agent Toht candle from Firebox is the perfect holiday gift.

Source; http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/11/27/creepy-awesome-raiders-lost-ark-melting-nazi-face-candle/

 

Clown Doll NOT Funny

A South Pine Creek, Connecticut man is dealing with a severe case of the creeps.  He alleges that his doorbell rang one evening.  When he looked out the window, there was a man in a hoodie standing on the street and a skeleton doll wearing a clown mask on his porch.

Fess up, which one of you did this?

Source; http://www.fairfieldcitizenonline.com/news/article/Scary-clown-doll-no-laughing-matter-on-South-Pine-5922605.php