This movie was awful. I won’t even waste time writing a full review for it. Instead, I’ll list things I’d rather do than watch this movie again.
Watch Soul Plane. Twice.
Watch myself get castrated without a numbing agent. Twice.
I would rather take an acid bath. I would rather have somebody inflict multiple paper cuts on my body and then jump in a pool of vinegar.
I would much rather have somebody cut my arm open and stitch a McDonalds french fry inside the wound(They’re the saltiest things I could think of)
I would rather engage in consensual intercourse with Leatherface. Twice.
I would rather lose the ability to see, hear and touch. I would rather never listen to music again.
I would trade any of my body parts to never have to watch this again. I would very much rather get shot in the gut and die slowly while people laugh at me in a circle. These people may also throw things at me if they wish, I don’t care.
As some of you may know, I don’t do letter grades, stars or number grades. This will break my rule
Letter Grade: F——-
Number Grade: -36 out of 10
Stars out of 5: Not only does this movie get no stars, I am automatically subtracting 10 stars from the next 5 Argento movies I watch.
Thank you for reading and don’t watch this movie.