It’s been Zombiemania ever since the release of Walking Dead and even prior, people can’t seem to get enough undead carnage to feed their appetite but have you ever sat down and thought really hard about who you would have in your zombie survival group? If you work in an office, it may be a good idea to discuss your groups and how you would pair up just in case there is no more room left in hell and the dead walk the earth. So I thought about what celebrities I would have join in on my crusade for survival in an undead world.
1.Justin Bieber, now I know what you’re thinking. You’re asking yourself why the Biebs, simply because I’ll have someone to trip and laugh at. Other than that he really serves no purpose but for get away bait.If the Biebs were to carry anything it would be a dummy gun, just a wooden model of one.
2.Bruce Campbell, he has been through so much trauma due to Raimi on the sets of the Evil Dead films that he probably has some sort of PTSD. So as soon as stuff starts to go down, he’ll snap out of it and start kicking the ass of the living dead. Bruce would definitely get a chainsaw and a shotgun.
3.Dwayne Johnson “The Rock”, have you seen how huge he is lately? That guy is a mountain of muscle that can be used to build barricades and get a lot of things done that the smaller guys aren’t able to do. I just picture him dropping the peoples elbow on one of the ghouls. There’s just so much he can get done, he’d be amazing for the team. His weapon would be some sort of machine gun.
4.Simon Pegg, he may come off as a slightly odd choice but the guy is hilarious. It won’t be the most fun and liberating of times but I’m sure that he would be able to diffuse a lot of stressful situations. He’d be great with a cricket bat.
5.Amy Adams, she doesn’t necessarily serve too much purpose but she seems like she’d be really sweet and caring. Not only that but able to think past makeup and things of that short. As for her weapon I’d say a defibulator, I’m not too sure how that would work but I’ve never seen it and I think it would be quite hilarious.
This group I think would fit so well together. Well at least two through 4 but Biebs would be zombie bait anyway for a tight situation. Other than that, I think these people have some really great minds as well personalities so then survival can at least be fun when it can rather than just a constant period of misery.
As for a location, I say The Winchester and of course if you’ve seen Shaun of the Dead, you know why. We’re all going to grab have a nice pint and wait for everything to blow over.How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
I want to know who would be in your celebrity zombie survival group? Leave a comment and let me know your 5.