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Renfield’s Re-Collections part VI, Renfield Lives!

Well it has been too long my lovingly ghoulunatics. I’ve had a slight case of problems here and setbacks there but now I’m back and shopping for a bunch of crap that no one needs but everyone has to have. So sit up in your caskets and pay attention as I speak of the history to some of the most screwed up horror collectibles that the internet has to offer. 

At the request of my lawyers I have to say again, (sigh)…that neither I nor Horror Writers are making a damn dime off of any of the listings and we are not affiliated with eBay or any of the sellers that are mentioned in the article. There, happy now?

 

Epoch Handheld Electronic Dracula Game 1982

 Epocl Dracula

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Epoch-electronic-Dracula-game-/251568169659?pt=Games_US&hash=item3a92a1a2bb#ht_23wt_1193

 Before we had first person shooter games, before you could play online with your friends, we had games were the player appeared onscreen as a blinking dot! Eat your heart out, Call of Duty! In 1982 Epoch (long since out of business…I can’t imagine why) released a series of handheld games to compete with Atari who at the time only offered home gaming systems. Basically you play a (blinking stick figure) treasure hunter trying to brave a maze of coffins to steal Dracula’s gold.  Fixed on a LCD screen you will be chased around the maze (much like Pac Man) by a green dinosaur that supposed to be a werewolf (what do you mean? It looks just like it!) red bats (much like Pac Man) without being captured. I’ve searched around and found that it retailed in the lower $40 range in 1982. I calculated the price on an online inflation calculator and it basically puts the retail price at around $103 today. Overall the game was lame, but the collectability on this bad boy is high! I wouldn’t pay more than $30 for a working version, and I’d use a nonworking version as a paperweight.

 

Groovie Goolies Coloring Book

 Groovie Goolies

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Groovie-Goolies-Vintage-Coloring-Book-Whitman-1971-Monsters-Drac-Groovy-/171368753042?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item27e65fa792#ht_750wt_1193

The Groovie Goolies (not to be confused with the Sacramento punk band, Groovy Ghoulies) was a Saturday morning cartoon that ran for 16 episodes starting in 1970.  Now I’m not that freaking old but I do remember the Groovie Goolies on reruns. The cast consisted of a farce of the usual horror icons (Drac, Wolfie,Bella La Ghostly, Boneapart) and their horrific wacky adventures between their musical performances (think Josie and the Pussycats only portrayed by cartoonish monsters). They even had a laugh track built into the cartoon which in all fairness was a staple back then. Packed with the expected monster jokes and morbid puns children could wake up, eat a bowl or two of Count Chocula cereal and watch the Groovie Goolies every Saturday morning. That sounds like a great day to me! If this doesn’t take you back I mean, who cannot watch three dancing and singing tombstones?

A nonused coloring book like this can go for whatever your heart desires it to go for.

 

Milton the Monster Board Game 1966

 milton

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Unlike the real Frankenstein, this loveable monster was created from oil of this and tincture of that, rather than body parts. Leave it to Hanna Barbara to fuck shit up for kids. Anyway, Milton was a badass. He was created in a haunted house on Horror Hill and together with Heebie and Jeebie (talking skull that sounded like Peter Lorre with a sinus infection, and a Cyclops with a serious need for Invisalign) Milton would carry on daily activities that kids could relate to such as going to school, swimming, and even making new friends with the likes of Zelda and Abercrombie the Zombie.  Now for the game. The point?  Spin and move to be the first monster to the finish (games were not as sophisticated in the 60’s). If this sounds familiar, it was. Think Candy Land, Life, Chutes and Ladders, etc. You have to love vintage monsters parodies where the monsters were loveable and not dangerous. Why didn’t someone make a television show like that?

A game in good condition with all the pieces can go for $40-50.

 

Vintage Godzilla Toy by Shogun Warriors licensed TOHO  1977

 Godzilla

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1977-Shogun-Warriors-19-tall-Godzilla-by-Toho-/261515563415?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3ce38ad197#ht_86wt_1193

Oh no! There goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla! Sorry but I had to. If you didn’t catch that, Google “Blue Oyster Cult, Godzilla”. While you are there, look up “More Cowbell”. That is some great stuff! Anyway, for clarification, TOHO owned the license for all Godzilla characters, however it was Shogun Warriors (a division of Mattel) that made this particular toy in the late 1970s.  This toy featured rollers on the bottom of the feet, a rolled out tongue with flames printed on it (cheesy now but cool then), and his right hand could shoot out. I don’t understand the shooting hand thing because I’ve seen many a Godzilla monster movie and don’t ever remember the Lizard King losing a hand on purpose in a fight but I know this was a staple of Shogun Warrior toys and for that,  they had to answer to a lot of parent safety groups. (Parent consumer groups fucking shit up yet again.) Standing a whopping 18” tall, this toy is a hot item at conventions and online.

This item will go for over $100 easily. I would cap out at about $150 unless it comes still packaged (yeah, good luck finding that!).

 

Vintage BEETLEJUICE Pop Up Snake Halloween Mask By Kenner NIB

 Beetlejuice

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-VINTAGE-BEETLEJUICE-BEETLE-JUICE-POP-UP-SNAKE-HALLOWEEN-MASK-BY-KENNER-NIB-/281362824785?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item418287fe51#ht_624wt_1193

 Okay, we’re going to add a new section this week. It will be called “What the fuck is this shit?” I mean, I know what it is but, what the fuck is this shit? I’ll tell you what it is. Marketing gone too far! Beetlejuice looks like a drag queen corpse in the middle of a private moment. Typically I have the power to speak on this but I’m not going to because I don’t want to enable dipshits. So I’m going to leave you with this…

Don’t fucking buy stupid shit like this! And if you do, don’t admit it to anyone!

 

 

Coffin Nails, +100 years old

 coffin nails

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 Coffin nails have always served a purpose in Voodoo, Wiccan, and other “pagan” religious ceremonies. It is not certain if they have to be used or not. Also, keep in mind when buying that the same finishing nail that was used in building coffins, was also used in furniture and crates. But you should be aware of what an actual “coffin” nail looks like so you won’t be fooled by charlatans. Remember that you are dealing with antiquated times here. Notice that the head of these nails is flat and rectangular as well as the shank (the long part) as opposed to the rounded head and shank of today. The rounded head did not come about until roughly the 1900s. Now that is not to say that you cannot replicate by means of a cast, a rectangular nail, but these are easily identified by looking at the shank. It will have a rough textured surface from the mold and a real nail will have a dimpled, almost pitted surface. Remember, rust can be faked as well. Old rust doesn’t come off as easily on your hands as well as new rust does. Trust a grave robber on this one.

There is no actual value to these no more than finding a regular nail on the street. Unless it is in your tire, then it is worth a “Goth d#*! Sonovab!#@* Muthaf(@*$ker!”  Say it loud, say it proud!

 

Well that is the final nail in the coffin for me. I’m going to have to sell some crap, to make room for more crap, so that I have crap for my maid to break, and I can yell “CRAP” at the top of my lungs.

Stop over and read some of the other features in Horror-Writers.net, read my past postings and stories,  and be sure to see Dusty’s TV and movie trailer reviews. Be sure to check out our new Coconspirator, Christian Maynard, and his movie reviews. 

Until next time, keep on rottin’ in the free world!

Renfield Rasputin

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Renfield Rasputin has seen the entire Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video and could only think one thing… “Vote for Pedro”.  (Look it up)

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Review of Randy L. Shaffer’s The Stray Cats

imagesCAMINEK5Ever wonder how the “crazy cat” lady got her start? Randy Shaffer has a theory and explores it deeper in his horror short story The Stray Cats.

I won’t lie, Shaffer shared this story with me several weeks…er, okay, fine…months ago and I sat on it while I read his other work, The Horror  (which was superb by the way. See my review of it here http://horror-writers.net/blog/review-of-the-horror-by-r-l-shaffer/ ). In my defense, which title did you think I was going to like more? I can admit when I’m wrong since it isn’t that often that I am, that The Stray Cats is a very interesting tail. (See what I did right there?) I should have known from Shaffer’s style that he can make even the phone book an interesting story, but sometimes people have to learn from their own mistakes.  

Jennifer is newly divorced and now on her own in a quiet but off the wall neighborhood. Taking a liking to her new single life she happenstance encounters a new roommate in the form of a four legged friend. One becomes two, then eventually all the stray cats from crazy town end up at her front door for a stay at the feline Four Seasons. She begins to worry when she finds one with its innards torn asunder on her back porch. Well, that and the presences of red glowing eyes peering at her from the forest behind her house.

What I enjoyed about the story is that at first you don’t realize that you are reading a horror story. It has an air of odd happenings, but nothing macabre (for the first half). You could say it gets its House of Leaves on in that sense. It doesn’t take place in your stereotypical haunted house or graveyard, but rather a small house in a small neighborhood with the token nosey neighbors, and (nude) morning joggers. (I said it was crazy town.) Shaffer gives life to every character, major and supporting, that is believable and works well within their parameters. His pace for the story is quick but doesn’t feel rushed as the tale unfolds naturally. All together it makes a captivating spiel that is an easy read and one that would be a shame for one to miss out on.

I’m going to suggest this read for fans of the odd and strange. Horror can be a classification, but do not expect the typical monster pop fright, splatter gore, and creatures from rising from the grave from Shaffer. His ideas are of a higher degree than the superficial expectations of spook tales coming from most writers today. When shock is all the rage, Shaffer helps turns creepy back into cool.  I can appreciate someone spinning a yarn of terror around a common idea of stray cats as opposed to a zombie apocalypse. (Yeah…I just said that.)

This is the first of shorts from Shaffer’s series of tales aptly entitled; Wicked Neighborhood and we will be looking forward to further installments. Just do yourself a favor and don’t sit on them for months, you’ll be missing out!

 

For more information on Randy L. Shaffer please see:

Website:  https://rlshaffer.com/

Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/rlshafferwrites

Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/rlshafferwrites

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Sudden Chiller Signed Collection Scavenger Hunt

RULES:

Follow the directions below as you must search the internet for answers.

You must have a Facebook and Twitter account.

You may skip questions, however some may lead you to you next clue.

Write down all your answers. When you are finished, you will email them to Renfield at renfieldrasputin@yahoo.com

The first contestant to have all answers correct, and have followed the directions (we will be checking) will win. If there are multiple contestants with all correct answers, the winner will be decided by the earliest time stamp on their email.

 

 

CLUES/QUESTIONS:

What did Renfield say in his review of Sudden Chillers was his favorite story of the second volume?

Go to http://suddenchillers.weebly.com/  listen to “Lewiston Avenue”. What is the sentence that is spoken at 5:30?

Go to Horror Writers. net Facebook account and “share” one of our postings about sharing our link.

Go to Twitter and find @suddenchillers. “Follow” them.

Renfield recently celebrated his anniversary with Mrs. Renfield. How many years? (Hint: scroll through his Twitter pictures)

Go to Horror Writers.net Twitter account and “like” it. (Skip if you already have)

Find “Step 7” on Horror Writers.net Twitter account feed and follow the directions.

Email everything to renfieldrasputin@yahoo.com

 

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Review of Eric Cota’s Sudden Chiller Audio Exposure Vol 1 & 2

Everything old has come back to the new. It is inevitable that if it is timeless, then it will return, and sometimes with a vengeance. Freakshows once thought of as a dead performance art now have feature shows on cable television. Rockabilly was thought to have died with Buddy Holly has morphed into various sub-styles of psychobilly, gothabilly, and cowpunk.  Several decades ago our grandparents hovered around the radio to listen to tales woven through a live studio complete with sound effects. Families waited to hear the latest trouble that Little Orphan Annie would get herself into while only the Shadow knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men.

Fast-forward to the current time. Eric D. Cota has resurrected the old time radio dramas into the modern age with the release of two audio collections via CD, Sudden Chillers Audio Exposure Vol. 1 and Sudden Chillers Audio Exposure Vol. 2. All stories are original horror shorts as told by the author alongside of sound effects and soundtrack. With the help of new digital audio recording and editing, Cota has singlehandedly given the storytelling community a shot in the ass with his brand of audio horror tales.

Cota offers the following advice while listening:

“To get the most out of your listening enjoyment, this should be played in the dark with headphones and should be done so alone, as these experiences are personal and different for each individual. Crank up the volume for maximum effect!! Of course it can be played for a group, but follow the simple instructions: Keep it dark, keep it loud, and keep it gruesome!!!”

SE 1

Introduced and hosted between stories by the spectral “Chiller”, a deep voice spoken through a voice changer, Volume 1 has three short stories with mixed in fill messages by the old Chiller itself. “Lewiston Avenue” warns listeners of the danger of walking home past cemeteries; “Whispers of Reality” (told in a whisper, who knew?) offers a paranoid warning of being alone in the dark and “Final Grade” paints a visual image of the most sullen of funerals. The stories are told in Cota’s mellow and matter of fact normal voice as to not distract the listener from the focus of the stories, but sprinkles in the occasional sound effects of creaking doors, footsteps, and howling winds where appropriate for the stories. Soft piano arrangements in minor keys tucked nicely behind the verbiage add suspense to the story much like the crescendo soundtracks in horror movies. 

Volume 2 is my favorite of the collection as Cota hones his story telling skills and tweaks the mastering of the soundboard for an even more professional sound than the first (unless your ear is trained, you will never notice). His more natural sounding voice is subtle difference from the first volume, but offers a better experience with less distraction to the listener’s concentration on the story. Again, as with Vol 1, it is hosted by the timeless old Chiller itself and carries four short tales. “Reflections of a Corpse”, “Dog”, “Faces in Madness” and “Soup”. While the content ranges from a new employee on his first night in a funeral home, a cadaverous canine that returns to seek revenge from beyond the grave, to a nervous host on his first date, I personally prefer the tale “Dog” as my favorite. Not liking stories about harm to animals, I didn’t think that I would much care about a lovable mutt that was murdered, but they way that Cota develops the spiel does not distant the reader but rather draws them into the plot and will have them rooting for more terror! Side note: In my past life I was in the Fire Department and served my time on the fire truck as well as the ambulance. Many a strange happening would occur during a shift and it was a contest between crews of who had the oddest shift. Well, in “Dog”, Cota has a way to unfold the story that reminded me of sitting around and telling the other crew about our crazy night. For a moment, I got sucked in and forgot that it was only Cota’s story, as I reminded myself “It’s only made up, it’s only made up.”

SE 2

Here is what I noticed about Cota; when I critique writing, I pick apart the plot, characters (and all traits given to), setting, moods, choice of words, and even sentence structure. The thing that impresses me most (outside of his ability to pull this whole thing off) is his sentence structure and the overall way that he builds the story with varying descriptive narratives, sentence length, and even lack of detail. Such as in the story “Final Grade” where it is not what he says, but rather what he does not say! I have seen amateur writers lack quantity as well as over-write, which is a common problem. This is not something that I heard in Cota’s writings and it made for an easy listen.

Each CD clocks in around roughly more or less than 30 minutes. (25:12 for Vol 1 and 35:12 for Vol 2) The only thing that I could criticize about the collection is that I wish it were longer. That being said, it is more of a compliment than a criticism since the story telling is so good, and the execution is so well done, that I want more. (Volume 3? Eric I’m looking in your direction!)

Cota has set the price for the collection at a very generous low. In the past I have encountered similar work that the artist charged far more by the wayside and received much less of a product. $3.99 for the first volume and $4.99 for the second. He also offers a combo pack for $6.99. (All prices exclude standard or expedited shipping). Cota could be charging more for this collection, but I suggest you go and buy it before he realizes it!

Overall, this is the perfect soundtrack to a Halloween party or when you are alone and in the mood to dim the lights and get creeped the hell out. A word of warning, the content of the collection is not suitable for young listeners due to the rare and seldom four letter word (less than three throughout) and of course for subject matter. That being said, don’t miss the chance to get on this train and enjoy this haunting audio experience. If you are the type that likes to curl up to the occasional scare, may I suggest that you wait for the dark storm, kill the lights, and break out your headstones…er, headphones, and put on these CDs.

I’m very proud of this collection as it takes skills, thought, time, and a whole lot of balls to pull off the project that Cota has made! I appreciate anyone who has put creative effort and time into a project, then put said project out for the entire world to judge/enjoy. As many people who follow my work and my reviews know, I will promote the hell out of any good indie horror, and Eric Cota’s Sudden Chiller Audio Exposure collection will fall into that category.  

4 ½ / 5 Chills up and down my spine!

 

For more imformation or to purchase Eric Cota’s Sudden Chillers, go to his website:

www.suddenchillers.weebly.com/

Or like his Facebook page www.facebook.com/SuddenChillers

and Twitter page @suddenchillers

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The Hatchetts by George Yesthal

 As the resident Gothbilly at Horror-Writers it is pretty obvious that I have a soft spot for “hillbilly horror”. Hell, that is practically all I write about! No, these are not your father’s hillbillies! They don’t “shoot at some food and come up with bubblin’ crude”.  These are “twisted backwoods, the wrong side of the tracks, from areas that smart people don’t come round when the sun goes down”, type individuals.   So when George Yesthal sent me a copy of his horror short, “The Hatchetts”, there wasn’t a snowball’s chance in Houston that I was going to let this one get away! Now, I don’t chew my cabbage twice, so I was obliged to put it on the site immediately and share it with all the Horror-Writers family with George’s gracious permission. So here it is folks, in all the may I present to you, George Yesthal’s  “The Hatchetts”.

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“Shh, listen”. Gary clenched Dora’s tiny hand so hard it was almost painful. As Dora listened she could hear faintly in the distance, the gurgling wail that must have been what Gary referred to. It seemed to be coming from just over the knoll that they were now climbing.

“Aww”, she cooed. “Sounds like a wounded animal, maybe a deer. Damned hunters! They probably shot it and didn’t bother tracking it.” She pulled away from Gary’s grip and proceeded double-time up the embankment leaving Gary puffing to keep up. “Dora, wait”, he called frustrated. Gary knew this area by reputation only, but knew that just over this low ridge lay Merton’s Marsh and somewhere in the vicinity was the old Hatchett farm. Both had somewhat sinister reputations.
Heedless, Dora hiked up her skirt and soon vanished over the berm. Shaking his head Gary broke into a run to catch up. “Shit! Girls”, he croaked in exasperation as he crested the rise.
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The old gypsy woman’s face puckered like a prune through the sea of wrinkles in obvious distain as she handed over the amulet. “This should keep you safe, no guarantees. If you’re a righteous man with a righteous cause, legend has it, it will grant you one wish. That’s twenty for the reading, fifty five for the talisman”.

As Dougie Lee’s hand closed around the item he could feel energy coursing through his hand and forearm. He slapped down a c-note and uttered “Keep the change”. As he turned and strode from the opulently accoutered tent the scent of the evening air carried the usual carnival bouquet of popcorn, cotton candy and boiled wieners. Dougie Lee stood for a moment and breathed deep the enticing aroma, letting himself relax. Looking at the pendant that depended from a worn leather thong, he grimaced. The centerpiece was obviously some sort of rodents’ skull intertwined with crimson thread. The eye sockets were stuffed with some kind of herb, maybe Spanish moss. To either side of the skull, laced onto the thong were what he swore were human teeth. “Ugh”, He shuddered as he slipped the awful contrivance over his head where it came to rest morosely against his breast. It held power; he could feel it. “Please do what you’re supposed to”, he told it as he went in search of his parked truck.

Douglas Leroy Walton Hammerli III was the only son of a southern Baptist minister who’d grown up in northern Lafourche County, Louisiana, among Coonass and Cajun influences and had seen the power of the voodoo priests, called Bokar. His father had warned him vehemently that such practices were the province and machinations of Lucifer, himself and to stay clear of it. Dougie Lee had pretty much heeded that advice until tonight. These were drastic circumstances that required drastic means. He’d never resorted to voodoo before but this case was something different than anything he’d previously undertaken. He gripped the amulet and said silently, “What the hell, I wish that I will not be killed”. As he slipped the key into his 1995 Ford F-150 he released the talisman and whispered, “Sorry Papa”. He closed the door, keyed the ignition and turned north onto Highway 1, headed for Mansura.

Bounty hunting was a far more lucrative living than he’d ever earned in his sixteen years as deputy sheriff. He’d only been at it for three years and had already paid off his home in Cottonport, which he was now renting out, and bought an upscale home in a gated community on the outskirts of Alexandria. Last week he took up the trail of Dooley Hatchett. A member of the infamous Hatchett clan who resided on a run-down, nonproductive, overgrown farm on a sand spit in the swamps around Bayou du Lac. It was said they still raised pigs but Dougie could not imagine how they would ever have grown anything there.

The Hatchetts were grist for local rumor mills. Dougie Lee had heard them all: They were a family of monsters through in-breeding. They killed and ate unwary travelers when they ran out of pigs. They were witches and warlocks and danced naked beneath the full moon. They were also said to be un-killable. Whatever the truth was, he knew one thing; there was a $50,000 reward out for Dooley and that meant the boy was going down. A small grin graced his lips as he pulled off the highway into the parking lot of the Louisiana State Police barracks.

Inside, the night officer at the desk recognized him immediately. “Well well, Deputy Hammerli. What you up to, slummin’?”

Dougie Lee grinned. “Ex-deputy, Floyd.”

Officer Floyd LeChamp returned the grin. “Right. I suppose you’re here about ol’ Dooley. Been expectin’ you. I got this together for ya”. He handed Dougie Lee a thin manila folder. “Ain’t much on ‘im.” He was right; the whole file consisted of an address and a witness report and that was it.

Reading the witness report he was not surprised to realize that knew the witness, knew of her anyway. He dropped the file on the desk. “Mame LeRoux? She’s the witness?”

“Yep. Scared the poor ol’ girl half to death too”, said Floyd as he sipped tepid, half-stale coffee. The old Cajun woman had been sitting on her porch at about sundown smoking her pipe when she heard a scuffle in the woods. Suddenly Dooley came storming out of the underbrush dragging a woman kicking and screaming. He proceeded to tear the hapless woman’s clothing from her body and when her struggling continued he clubbed her senseless with the butt end of a huge Bowie knife and proceeded to rape her limp body mercilessly. When he was through, to Ms. Leroux’s shock and horror, the brute cut off her head, stood and held it aloft for poor old Mame’s benefit. This whole tableau took place only yards from the old woman’s front door. She rose in shock from her rocking chair and promptly passed out. When she came to she had to walk almost a mile to the nearest neighbor with a phone.

“The victim?’

“Laura something. Name’s in the file”. Floyd pushed it across the desk. “From over in Norma”.

Dougie Lee reopened the file. Lara Gilquist, wife and mother. “Jesus Christ!” he exclaimed.

“Right? We sent officers out there with warrants but no sign of him…or anybody for that matter. Place looks like it hasn’t been lived in for years. They’re out there alright. There’s pigs in the pen. Damned if we could find ‘em though”.

“Shit! I’m gonna have to stake the place out. Not looking forward to that. Mind if I sleep in the back tonight? I’ll get an early start in the morning.”

“Sure”, said Floyd. “Cell four’s open.

Dougie Lee retrieved his duffle from his truck and repaired to the cell block.
He was off well before daylight after checking his inventory. Map: check, Glock 40: check, S&W M10 back-up: check, M-16: check, Buck knife: check, hand-cuffs: check, lighter: check, waders: check, binoculars: check, bag lunch: check, cell phone: check. He checked and double checked. He decided that the waders would only slow and weigh him down and put those back in the truck’s tool-box. Finally he reached under his shirt for the amulet and repeated his wish. “Please don’t let me be killed.”

After parking the truck and hiking for a few miles he stopped to check the map. Just as he thought, the Hatchett farm should be right over the next ridge. He found a stand of rhododendron on the hill overlooking the farm (if indeed one could call it that), which supplied superb cover and settled in to fan the area with his binoculars. Hours went by without a movement or sound from the farm other than pig grunts and squeals, and it was starting to look like the clan had truly vacated, when he noticed movement. Just before sundown, through the door came the hunched, freakish figure of an elderly man with two buckets. This trollish apparition shuffled in hitching, jerking strides across the muck-sodden yard to the pig pen and dumped the contents of the buckets within, screaming curses at the animals in a croaking, barely human voice.

A cloying dank ground mist had slid in off the marsh from the early evening’s temperature change and Dougie Lee patted the amulet wondering at his good fortune. This fog would provide just the cover he needed to work his way down the hill to the yard undetected. He stealthily crept around the south corner of the house and with his Glock drawn and cocked, surprised the old man. “On the ground”, Dougie Lee shouted. He was not prepared for the sight that greeted him when the man spun on his heels to face him and he gasped and stepped back. The face that fairly stunk of hatred was one out of a nightmare. Covered with warts and pus-running lesions, it bore only one working eye. The other was only a weeping socket. The nose was more like a pig’s with huge running nostrils funneling mucous into a gaping maw that sported only two large tusk-like teeth protruding from the bottom jaw. That mouth presently flew open and the tongue lashed back and forth emitting a blood-curdling roar.

At that moment Dougie Lee could hear commotion from within the house and he turned to his left just in time to see Dooley Hatchett burst from the front door with other ugly family members in tow. Then, with a blinding silver flash, his world went black.
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Gary knew this was a spooky place; he’d counted on it. In his mind he saw Dora clinging to her hero and himself stepping up to be the brave knight in shining armor to slay any and all dragons that might accost her. How could she resist him in such a role? What he hadn’t counted on was Dora taking off in search of the poor wounded animal they’d heard bleating just over the hill. But nothing in all his nineteen years had prepared him for the sight that now confronted him.

Dora was sitting on the ground white as snow, tears streaming from wide eyes, mouth moving but unable to form words, pointing straight ahead. As he came up behind her and saw what she was looking at Gary realized that someone had nailed a scarecrow to a huge oak tree. No…not a scarecrow. Holy God! It was a human skeleton draped with gobbets of bloody meat and swarming with flies. The only flesh left was on the head and right arm. That arm gripped a necklace of some sort and finally Gary realized that this was the source of the noise they’d heard, which suddenly uttered the first intelligible words…”One-more-wish…oh God…Let –me-DIE!”

For more of George Yesthal’s work, please visit his site at http://www.redbubble.com/people/yesman